My 8 Habits, My Virginal Tag

(For Imbi & Itchy)

- My 8 Habits, My Virginal Tag -

(1)
I love a traffic jam
As much as smoked ham
When no one’s looking
I’ll continue singing.

(2)
Escargots are lovely
I love scooping the flesh
Nose digging is heavenly
Beats having a potato mash.

(3)
My crunchy little finger’s nail
Sharp and long in scale
When I hear not a word you say
Into my ear it’ll sail.

(4)
Plucking grapes in Bordeaux
A dream I should follow
Plucking my goatee hair
It’s pleasure beyond compare.

(5)
Brownies are delicious
I can take thirteen pieces
Fourteen is too much
And I’m superstitious.

(6)
After a busy day
And a rich parfait
With my working attire
I zzzz away.

(7)
Buffets are a blessing
With salmon and herring
But wastage is condemning
And I’ll be cursing.

(8)
79.657657657% cooked and tender
1.465421327 grams of pepper
24 degrees glass of water
100% obsessive compulsive disorder.

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