Oh no! Oh no!
What has he done??
He has no one to blame but himself.
Please forgive him for he had disappointed you.
For he couldn’t resist.
As the endless booze they had made them happier and laughed harder.
As he made a fool of himself (thanks to his friends like James and the rest of the Aussie gang) by taking part in the hula hoop contest. He could barely make 3 full turns to save his bellyful life. It doesn’t affect his other performances though. Yes, he meant karaoke.
As the crispy, “Almost World Famous, Often Imitated, Hardly Ever Duplicated” Hooters Chicken Wings were so flavorfully savoury (despite the darkened bones), he had to gulp more of those Sol with lime. Followed by a vision of everything winged.
As the Philly Cheese (beef) was filled with flavourings and onions to add a little sexcitement to their game.
As he tasted a moist, juicy piece of meat. Yes, the flaky, sweet/sour/savoury BBQ Baby Back Ribs. Mmmmm, he said and shook a bit, to say the least.
Please forgive him for he had been good.
And let him in, once more.
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