Friday, August 29, 2008

Hooters @ Clarke Quay

Oh no! Oh no!
What has he done??
He has no one to blame but himself.
Please forgive him for he had disappointed you.

For he couldn’t resist.

As the endless booze they had made them happier and laughed harder.

As the absolutely professional and pretty Hooters Girls attended to their polite demands. Yes, the guys were no horny b*&#^%&s.

As he made a fool of himself (thanks to his friends like James and the rest of the Aussie gang) by taking part in the hula hoop contest. He could barely make 3 full turns to save his bellyful life. It doesn’t affect his other performances though. Yes, he meant karaoke.

As the crispy, “Almost World Famous, Often Imitated, Hardly Ever Duplicated” Hooters Chicken Wings were so flavorfully savoury (despite the darkened bones), he had to gulp more of those Sol with lime. Followed by a vision of everything winged.

As the Philly Cheese (beef) was filled with flavourings and onions to add a little sexcitement to their game.

As he tasted a moist, juicy piece of meat. Yes, the flaky, sweet/sour/savoury BBQ Baby Back Ribs. Mmmmm, he said and shook a bit, to say the least.

Please forgive him for he had been good.

And let him in, once more.

3D River Valley Road
Shophouse Row
Clarke Quay
Singapore 179023
Tel: (+65) 63321090


Life for Beginners said...

You know, the picture we all REALLY wanna see if the one with YOU and the hula hoops... ;)

Nic (KHKL) said...

kenny, oh, it's hula hoop, not hula loop ar? ok, changed d...

pic of me with the hoops? oh tidak!!!!!! people will faint...haha!

J2Kfm said...

haha, one thing I noticed. the gal serving beer, erm, had some extra suspension huh?
shown in all its glory ...

Precious Pea said...

Aiyoo...i was hoping for a pic of you and the hula hoops too lah!!! Oh dear, the waitress top was toooo tight!!!! Or the food there fattening?

mimid3vils said...

The waitress all can lay hula hoops? But y still have big tummy ge ?:P

Live2Talk said...

The Chinese has a saying to define beautiful body in a lady: "Wong Fung You, Kart Chart Toe" (direct translation - Bee Waist Cockroach Tummy) so that the qipao will look fab on them. But I'm not so sure about those hot chicks ;P So you didn't manage to control your desire as usual la :D

Nic (KHKL) said...

j2kfm, hehe, i think it's just an angle lar. she was the best staff for our table lar that day. that's why i took her pic. ;D btw, edited the pic already lar.. ;D

precious pea, me on the hula hoop? hehehe....let you know later, ok? hehe...i think the top standard size one leh...oh, btw, the food there all goreng one. fattening indeed..hehe...i edited that pic cos she's a very nice girl. ;D

mimi, oh, i think only certain staff are trained on the hula hoop. very fit hor, their body? hehe, i edited the picture already. ;D she was the best staff for us that night! ;D

live2talk, oh, i never heard of that saying before! rather true, i think! ;D my desire? like a moth to the flame, burnt by the fire. my love is blind, cant you see my desire? remember that song? ;D

CUMI & CIKI said...

some singaporean told me that singapore is the only hooters where the gals are flat need to stuff their bras. i guess he was wrong.. kahkah... sexy beksy, jangan main main.. :P

wmw said...

Ok, thought you meant boobs and not booze in the beginning! LOL!

Jun said...

from the pics, i reckon the food is only mediocre? (was planning to chk it out, but got distracted by other more "noteworthy" restaurants in that area ;p)

backstreetgluttons said...

Nice friendly professional bountiful Hooters Girls make nice wonderful solid tasty meaty companions. He is forgiven but is he satisfied , we mean happy and pleased ?

or shall he need another better late than never nex horny xpresso , this time with the team , guaranteed to last more than 6 hooooooty looooops or money back

jamesbluntknife said...

I got pictures of the saintly nic on my facebook page playing with the hula hoops actually... ;)

to be honest, the food at the shanghai hooters is so much better!

lucky for you nic, they wanted $20 sing to have 3 girls pose with you, for your, er, "birthday". i tried to negotiate for one to sit on your lap, but it didn't work out...

ling239 said...

nice chicken wings !!

btw have u try the chicken wings at Ikea ? very good oh... ^_^

Weekend Peach said...

What forgiveness? There are many facets to a person' life, and the last thing one should do is create parameters for how one should be or appear to be. Liddat, may as well clone Mother Teresa.

Nic (KHKL) said...

cumi & ciki, ohhhh, there are hot ones, believe me...haha! and not forgetting friendly as well... ;D

wmw, LOL! well, i guess most things start with booze...hehehe...

jun, i thought the food was ok. the ribs were good though. "noteworthy"? are you referring to tapas tree ar? ;D

backstreetgluttons, he was definitely happy, pleased, satisfied and forgiven. he was high.

and of course he is looking forward to a horny expresso with the team, hooty, booty loops or not! definitely!

james, ohhhh no! you've spilled the beans...haha!

i cant wait for a taste of shanghai hooters. food or not! haha!

nooooooo, you didnt do that! haha! when did this happen?? when i was doing the hula hoop?? or at the ministry of sound? haha!

ling239, chicken wings at IKEA??? ohhh, ok, i will check it out! thanks for the tip...i can order the curry puff as well! ;D :D

weekend peach, ohhhh, philosophical nyer... ;P we are what we aspire to be. we create a virtual image of ourselves to motivate us to be better. yes, motivation. everything else is indulgence. and we are learning about it everyday of our lives. cloning is darn happening now...we'll never know. ;P hehe

Keropok Man said...

u went there again? second round? LOL...

did James visit again? :-)

Nic (KHKL) said...

keropokman, no lar. that was the only time..haha! you wanna go? i dont mind going second time! but this time, no hula hoop for me..haha!

i think james went to the one at shanghai before. and he went back to melbourne the day after hooters. so, me dun think he went back there. unless he didnt tell me lah..haha!

Simon Seow said...

Do you think Hooter will open in KL?

Nic (KHKL) said...

simon, no lar, i dont think so. avril lavigne also so difficult already. hooters? woah, manyak susah lar..haha!