Tuesday, September 23, 2008

J.Co Donuts & Coffee

He told me about you.

You needed the money.
And I had an urge.

Yes, we were both desperately lonely that night.

Friends will be laughing their Rses off.
If they ever find out.

I was quick, wasn't I?

Hush now.

First, a taste of the skin. Followed by the savoury alizarin crimson meat.

We tried many and you seemed to know. To know Japanese macha zensates me.

As I nibbled, I knew the time has come. For your climaxing specialty.


You were good at it.


And you left in the morning.

With a kiss of honey sweet glaze. Still moist.


Thanks.


I had fun.

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Mona Pisa (S$1.30) – cheese and chicken sausage donut
Miss Green T (S$1.30) - green tea donut
Alcapone (S$1.30) – Belgian chocolate, Californian almonds donut
Glazzy (S$1.20) - sweet honey glazed donut

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J.Co Donuts & Coffee
Bugis Junction
#B1-24/25
Tel: (+65) 68847412
(Informative) Website: http://www.jcodonuts.com/

32 comments:

Weekend Peach said...

Aah, my zensated friend.... can you hear my Rse laughing? Hush now, my arse...are you climaxing?...you are hardly moist. Come come, be nice, you had fun farting, didn't you?

Hucks. :-P

Your pikchers turn me on.

J2Kfm said...

hahah ...a simple donut post also sounds so sensual and erotic, wahlau !!! :)

y got chicken n sausage one?

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

aiyoh..and to think donuts is more erotic then it shud hav been with the hole in the middle..

HairyBerry said...

weekend peach, blek..blek...blek...LOL!!! how did you know i like farting ar? hehehe...remind me to do that the next time i see you...hhehehe

thanks for the compliment on the pikchers! ;D

j2kfm, hehehe, i guess the mind wanders sometimes lar..haha! oh, the chicken sausage is apparently a new flavour. it's called mona pisa. dunno whether it's available in kl or not. i think got. ;D

joe, HAHAHA! you spoke my mind, dude! i actually wanted to write something about the hole but thought it wont blend into my story line..hehehehe...

Camemberu said...

LOL this brings new meaning to donut porn! Careful there, some people will be craving those beautifully photographed bite marks on their Rses instead!

Unknown said...

as always, nice work dude : )

ladyironchef

Miss Tam Chiak said...

ROFL!!!

U made the donut become soooooooooo interesting! HAHA

backStreetGluttons said...

dats da sweet way to go,

aha ahhha

wmw said...

Ooooh...I'm reaching for the tissuebox after reading this! ;p

HairyBerry said...

camemberu, haha! omg, i hope my blog will not be banned for doing donut porn...haha! and thanks for the compliment!!! ;D

brad, thanks, dude! i had fun doing it! and you have a very good blog as well! ;D

Jaime-La-Nourriture, hehehehe....i guess being a little naughty does make it more interesting...but i cant do it so often though..hehehehe...

backstreetgluttons, dat's the way we like it, ahaha...dat's the way i like it...hehehehehe...

wmw, OMG!!!!!! i almost exploded reading your comment...LOL! i hope i'm not thinking the other usage of the tissue..hahaha!

Live2Talk said...
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Live2Talk said...

Thanks to you, Sweetie ... i think now i'll appreciate donuts more before i swallow it down sensually ;P

Ciki said...

that photo "parting in the morning" after the whole sordid affair.. is that used tissue i see in the background... and erm is the stuff GREEN?! yuks! hahaha

sc said...

the doughnuts were sitting there innocently..and here you are lusting after it..hehehe

HairyBerry said...

live2talk, ohhhhh...sounds good, Sweetie! oh no! dont swallow! we'll take it slow...start with a taste, then a bite, then a heavier taste, then only we sensually swallow! yumz or what, eh? ;D

cumi & ciki, hahaha! i thought of making it more realistic. perhaps it'll be a great sequel to Hulk! I shall call it: Hulk's Affair. LOL!

sc, hehehe..*shame shame, nic*...hehehe...i think i must be on sugar high that day lar. i should confess that i'm a very innocent person at heart. ;D

choi yen said...

O.. Nic you very naughty lah ~~ The tissue with the green thingy quite yucks ler *puke*
But I think they all taste great rite? I not yet try JCo :(

ling239 said...

more interested in ur shopping hahahaaa...
wat is the black color thingy next to the watch ? :P

fatboybakes said...

gggggufffffffforrrr, my hero, bow bow i am not worthy. making J Co sound like J Lo. Lurve the tissue with the green snot onnit. me, not a donut fan, am now tempted to go queue in pavilion.............

Precious Pea said...

Your donut post making my mind running wild with imagination!!!

HairyBerry said...

mimi, hehehe....i thought the green thingy was kinda interesting! well, i think JCO donuts are ok, not as great as i thought. i heard the one at sunway pyramid got a shorter queue. nearer to your place also, right? do check it out! ;D

ling239, hahahaha! oh, that black colour thingy is my handphone. i think my camera contrast too high. so, the phone became black in colour. oh, i put on that rubber protector oso. maybe that's why it looked so dark. ;)

fatboybakes, J Lo! woah, dude, you da bomb lah! liddat oso can...hehehe...the green snot was actually the cream from the green tea donut. i thought it gives a good "after" effect..hehehe...no lar dude, i din queue up for it. the reason i tried was because i was the only one in line that day...hence, the "we were both lonely that night" sentence..hehehe

precious pea, LOL! i remember thinking hard on how to blog about the donuts. then, i let my imaginations go wild and tadahhh, this post..haha! but cannot do this often. bad for my health..hahaha!

fatboybakes said...

you put a rubber protector on? where, where?

Kenny Mah said...

For some reason, I'm reminded of that nasty joke of how the doughnuts got them holes in them... :P

HairyBerry said...

fatboybakes...haha! on my mobile phone lar...hehehe..hence the dark reflection on the first, middle pic..hehehehe...

kenny, hey, good to have you back on da blog scene! what nasty joke?? please tell!!! if too explicit, there's always FB..hehehehe..tell! tell! :D

Precious Pea said...

Kenny and Nic, don't FB only ler...tell here.

ai wei said...

i miss JCo! but i prefer to have big apple. gonna hop to town tmr n indulge myself with Donutsss


whhheee

~Christine~Leng said...

'interesting' write-up ;P
Climaxing.... haha...
made me think 'dirty' Oops.... lol

Big Boys Oven said...

hahahahah a lovely post! so man!

Simon Seow said...

Oh, J.CO now opened in Singapore? I haven't even eaten any of their donut since their opening here :P

Jun said...

hahaha wtf nic u can start writing erotic fiction edi ;p

wmw said...

If that was your reaction, then I did what I intended to do! LOL!

HairyBerry said...

precious pea, hehehehe...donut part 2, eh? hehehe..maybe Big Apple? :D

ai wei, do indulge in a little sweet moment! we need that once in awhile! ;D

christine, aiyoh!!! have some sweet donuts to clean those 'climaxing' and 'dirty' thoughts away...haha!

big boys oven, hahahaha, thanks! any plans for donut projects, u guys? ;D

simon, yupe, got 2 shops in singapore, me thinks. i went to the one at bugis. haha, the queue darn long at pavilion hor? hehehe

jun, really ar? i can? kewl! maybe just food porn lar. i am afterall, quite a decent person one..hahahhaha!!!!

wmw, i think u did a good job lar..hehehe...effective! hehehe... :D

Unknown said...

Oh no...

The Japanese Macha looks as if it has stretch marks, a real bad case too. Look at the folds of skin and adipose tissue.

Put the trousers back on the doughnut. LOL..

(hmm maybe you are trying to cater to people of all sorts of sizes and tastes. :-p)